Audi Quattro ???

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tony moerkens
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Audi Quattro ???

Beitrag von tony moerkens » Freitag 19. Mai 2006, 17:11

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them

“It’sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro.”

“Vot do you mean illegal?” ask the German driver.

“Quattro meansa four” replies the Italian official.

“Quattro is just ze name of ze fokken automobile” the German says unbelievingly. “look at the dam papers: ze car is disigned to karry 5 persons.”

“You canta pulla thata one on me!” replies the Italian customs officer.

“Quattro means four. You have five-a people ina your car and your thereforea breaking the law.”

The German driver repleis angrily,

“You idiot! Call your zuperviser over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!”

“Sorry” responds the Italian officer, “ He can’ta come He’sa busy with a 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.”

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Beitrag von Panzerknacker » Freitag 19. Mai 2006, 19:14

:funny: :funny: :funny:


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Beitrag von Frankie » Freitag 19. Mai 2006, 20:56

my dear mister singing-club, what a nice joke.

This was my best english.

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Beitrag von dani4JB1T » Sonntag 21. Mai 2006, 00:54

hahahaha....very funny :lol2:

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hahahaha....very funny :lol2:
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tony moerkens
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Fokking Audi

Beitrag von tony moerkens » Dienstag 23. Mai 2006, 21:52

My english seems to be worse.
This Email I got from Dirt Road Magazine & JeepBoard.com


Your posting privileges have been revoked due to your trying to get around
the system's censor program with the words "fokken" and "dam".

Our Forum Rules clearly state: Offensive language will NOT be tolerated.
Attempting to circumvent the censor program by using code, symbols, or
other method will result in having your posting privileges revoked. We have
a language filter in place where necessary - just say what you want to say,
and let the censor program do its job.


THey did reinstated my posting privileges after an Email I send them.
I didn't want to be offensive to any Amerikan.

Frankie hat geschrieben:my dear mister singing-club, what a nice joke.

This was my best english.

signed

Lothar Matthäus

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